makes shake all over

Amazing Classic song, i love it more than cherry pie

Boy not from the 'Hood'

Soooo....

i went out to Shoreditch last night.

Firstly, I wasted THREE FUCKING HOURS of my life , waiting in the queue at plastic people for the relaunch of the only good dubstep night in London FWD *my opinion I don't care if you like some night or some other shit Dub night , where everyone is under the age of 16*.

yes so i waited in the queue and bunch of what i can only describe as cunty suburban boys, that think they are hard because the listen to old school hip hop and wear leather man jackets with their hair shaved at the sides. Push in front of us, i mean REALLY now. THIS IS ENGLAND and we can bloody queue like WHAT THE FUCKETY WHERE THEY THINKING?

BITCH PLEASE....

if my nephew tried to mug you, you would just piss in your pants , and he is 9. don't think you that just because you listen to Dizzy Rascal and now Big L, that your are push worthy or in any way 'Hood'.

firstly never in your life fucking push in front of me, i am easy going but I 100% HATE people with No manners,morals or good upbringing, it just brings out the SNOB in me , which i don't like doing, but for fucks sake cunty dude... how would you feel if you waited for three hours in the rain and windy weather only for some scene kid to push in front of you pretending to see their friend called "Corsa"

do you think I'm fucking stupid?

a) your friend has a ridiculous name, and...

b) THEY DO NOT EXIST

so i caught the last cunty pusher and gave him a good telling of, i said , word for word @ cunty shoreditch boy line pusher

"do you think I'm fucking stupid mate, you friend doesn't exist, this queue is long and wide and you and your cunty friends are taking the piss,

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE..?

I'm gonna let you pass only because the rest of you butters friends are already at the front , but TRY KNOW if any of you come by my way, I AIN'T HAVING IT, you get me..PRICK"

that's right folks theladybyron use incorrect grammar , because i was sooo pissed of , literally i find that more rude than being stabbed by a Prepubescent Peckham Person.

now jam you hype before i marry you, then divorce you and make you loose your family home in Chelsea because my lawyer is FAR better than yours.

push in front again and i will get Gary Coleman to come back from the dead and sucker punch you in the bollocks *it with in his reach*

R>i>P

XX BYRON

im flying in my nike air jordans

i'm guessing their wives don't have to get on their knees for fellatio marathons , maybe i should marry one , it would do wonders for my arthritis

oh , and one more thing....

SOMEBODY BUY ME THESE PLEASE... I WILL MAKE YOU JELLOF AND CHICKEN...

actually fuck it i get enough im just being Jewish with my money again. when it come to air Jordans i usually really dislike them, and purely because it is just a BUTTERS shape for anything to go on your feet, it only succeeds i n making them look soo fekking huge, but these babies NEED me.... you don't understand ,the very soles of my feet crave to be with these Air Jordan Rare Air – ‘Olympic'

XX BYRON

Camel anyone?

i did not believe that this product existed until i went on the site and ordered one....

so JOKES

XX BYRON

and remember Gentlemen...

if its not a camel then it isn't worth riding!

Tickle me Loris

All right guys, this is THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN, i want one in a box or Christmas

but .........

i hope it dies in its sleep before new year, only because although those eyes are cute, they are also kinda creepy and i can already visualise me having nightmares of this thing trying to rape my ears as i sleep, with the same *vacant expression* on its face.

XX BYRON

I wanna get naked and dance with doves too