Marry me Skerrit Bwoy

as well being heavy into metal, i bloody love me some DANCEHALL!

and major lazer is the king of perfectly balanced dancehall and electro

although these two Diplo and Switch make up major lazer ,skerrit bwoy is one part of the team and the most talented daggering dancer *sighs*

erm..... basically i love him, and if we ever lock eyes we will get down to da daggering

:)

i want to be the mother of his children, and they will all have blonde mohawks and a smashing sense of style....

straight Mr T ting

XX BYRON

swollen vagina thingy explodes

i don't know what the fuck that fucking thing is all i can say is that it is very

GROSS and DISGUSTING !!

now that you have seen this i hope you can poke it too!

enjoy your dinner

XX BYRON

I love benga's afro in KatyB's video

obviously throughout the video benga's afro make several appearances and boy oh boy is it a fantastic specimen of what an afro should be and more. IT JUST SOOOO JOKE!!

ALSO, click >>>> katyB can sing really well!

and to buy the Single on the picture below

Besides 'Katy on a Mission', Katy has some big things in the pipeline as she provides vocals on the absolutely mental 'Hold Me' from The Count and Sinden's upcoming debut album "Mega Mega Mega" that drops tomorrow on Domino, a feature on Magnetic Man's track 'Perfect Stranger' as well as a collaboration with Ms. Dynamite, slated to appear on her own upcoming debut album.

XX BYRON

Dont leave in east London or you will morph into this

this pretty much sums up 90% of soho/camden/shoreditch

lol at how i know at least 10 man in this video, shame on you!

XX BYRON

How AMAZING is this video? erm.... SOOO Amazing

love a bit of cannibal corpse.....please sleep with me?

XX BYRON

All your riffs are AMAZING

erm...ok people. you have here your template for a stoner playlist

enjoy....

XX BYRON

The empty side of our Bed

most nights i lie
next to the mold
of your corpse
on the empty side
of our nest
...
the place where we
displayed our love
best
...
once loved
twice departed
lonely winter nights
boiling summer lights
...
i dream of you
back in your rightful
place
...
like a pawn
on a chessboard
...
i wait for your
next move

THUD
...
lost in nostalgia
i awake
...
that split second of bliss
where i forget to remember
...
then i am back to my future
far from our past
reminiscing the last
...
clutch of warmth
the last print of soul
on that empty side


this is an original poem by theladybyron, its about the night my aunt died and that i lost my faith


XXBYRON

OMG BITE ME

Basically BITE nights are AMAZING and this Monday is going to be even better

the first time i went to this night i was sober and can honestly say, never have i ever had such a good night Stone Cold Sober.

the set was amazing , the people that were there WEREN'T Shoreditch rejects, or up-their-own-arse types. just cool people cool vibes and most importantly Air conditioned rooms!

Also they can get you in cheaper if you are a student and broke or shall we say money challenged as i am or free if you join there mailing list which i did BITE ME. and can get you insanely pissed for cheap....soo cheap ...cheaper than ANYWHERE ELSE IN LONDON here are some of the deals

BEFORE 11PM
2-4-1 on selected beer/wine = £1.25 per pint/glass
Teqkilla shotz = £1.50
Cocktail of the Week = £3.50
Sambucca = £2

ALL NIGHT!
£2.50 on selected beer/wine/house spirits
£3.50 double spirit + mixer
£4 JAEGERBOMZ

So come down tomorrow and every Monday!Byron says so....

i'm joking please go i need someone to dance with.

before you forget this is the Address

The Den

18 West Central St

London, United Kingdom

XX BYRON

Us Pacers by Lupe,kanye & Pharrel

The most AMAZING song from 3 of the MOST TALENTED POETS of our time. not to mention the original song writer Thom Yorke.

XXBYRON

im flying in my nike air jordans

i'm guessing their wives don't have to get on their knees for fellatio marathons , maybe i should marry one , it would do wonders for my arthritis

oh , and one more thing....

SOMEBODY BUY ME THESE PLEASE... I WILL MAKE YOU JELLOF AND CHICKEN...

actually fuck it i get enough im just being Jewish with my money again. when it come to air Jordans i usually really dislike them, and purely because it is just a BUTTERS shape for anything to go on your feet, it only succeeds i n making them look soo fekking huge, but these babies NEED me.... you don't understand ,the very soles of my feet crave to be with these Air Jordan Rare Air – ‘Olympic'

XX BYRON

Camel anyone?

i did not believe that this product existed until i went on the site and ordered one....

so JOKES

XX BYRON

and remember Gentlemen...

if its not a camel then it isn't worth riding!

Tickle me Loris

All right guys, this is THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN, i want one in a box or Christmas

but .........

i hope it dies in its sleep before new year, only because although those eyes are cute, they are also kinda creepy and i can already visualise me having nightmares of this thing trying to rape my ears as i sleep, with the same *vacant expression* on its face.

XX BYRON

I wanna get naked and dance with doves too

OMG OMG OMG

These are called Dr. Dooms and they are Bloody AMAZING!!!

Pweeeeety Pweeeez with a cherry on top, if you get me these I will love you FOREVER!!!


XX BYRON

You Took The Best Of Me

XX BYRON

bottomless pits

celtic frozen- such an amazing tune

Look at me: *you dont need to tell me Pharrel im already your #1 Stalker of FB

i love you pharelly welly, * dont be ashamed by my love name for you*

*faints*

..........

JUST FUCK ME ALREADY YOU FINE MUTHA FUCKA!!

there you go, with your big bright red ass

i love this man and strangely im in need of a hard boiled egg

Cos all i fuck is chimps and orangutangs!

XX BYRON

Nike Air royal mid QS – Black Suede/Patent Leather

Mayn these are on fire, i like the black on black patent. they are soooo cool and remind me of my church sneakers that my mum used to get me from matalan (when japanese fashion was hype), but of course like everything else, Nike does it so much better. WOOOOOOOOW.

i am going to get these and get my nails done to match and wear with my Black 'oreos' Baseball jacket.

XX BYRON