How AMAZING is this video? erm.... SOOO Amazing

love a bit of cannibal corpse.....please sleep with me?

XX BYRON

All your riffs are AMAZING

erm...ok people. you have here your template for a stoner playlist

enjoy....

XX BYRON

The empty side of our Bed

most nights i lie
next to the mold
of your corpse
on the empty side
of our nest
...
the place where we
displayed our love
best
...
once loved
twice departed
lonely winter nights
boiling summer lights
...
i dream of you
back in your rightful
place
...
like a pawn
on a chessboard
...
i wait for your
next move

THUD
...
lost in nostalgia
i awake
...
that split second of bliss
where i forget to remember
...
then i am back to my future
far from our past
reminiscing the last
...
clutch of warmth
the last print of soul
on that empty side


this is an original poem by theladybyron, its about the night my aunt died and that i lost my faith


XXBYRON

OMG BITE ME

Basically BITE nights are AMAZING and this Monday is going to be even better

the first time i went to this night i was sober and can honestly say, never have i ever had such a good night Stone Cold Sober.

the set was amazing , the people that were there WEREN'T Shoreditch rejects, or up-their-own-arse types. just cool people cool vibes and most importantly Air conditioned rooms!

Also they can get you in cheaper if you are a student and broke or shall we say money challenged as i am or free if you join there mailing list which i did BITE ME. and can get you insanely pissed for cheap....soo cheap ...cheaper than ANYWHERE ELSE IN LONDON here are some of the deals

BEFORE 11PM
2-4-1 on selected beer/wine = £1.25 per pint/glass
Teqkilla shotz = £1.50
Cocktail of the Week = £3.50
Sambucca = £2

ALL NIGHT!
£2.50 on selected beer/wine/house spirits
£3.50 double spirit + mixer
£4 JAEGERBOMZ

So come down tomorrow and every Monday!Byron says so....

i'm joking please go i need someone to dance with.

before you forget this is the Address

The Den

18 West Central St

London, United Kingdom

XX BYRON

Us Pacers by Lupe,kanye & Pharrel

The most AMAZING song from 3 of the MOST TALENTED POETS of our time. not to mention the original song writer Thom Yorke.

XXBYRON

makes shake all over

Amazing Classic song, i love it more than cherry pie

Boy not from the 'Hood'

Soooo....

i went out to Shoreditch last night.

Firstly, I wasted THREE FUCKING HOURS of my life , waiting in the queue at plastic people for the relaunch of the only good dubstep night in London FWD *my opinion I don't care if you like some night or some other shit Dub night , where everyone is under the age of 16*.

yes so i waited in the queue and bunch of what i can only describe as cunty suburban boys, that think they are hard because the listen to old school hip hop and wear leather man jackets with their hair shaved at the sides. Push in front of us, i mean REALLY now. THIS IS ENGLAND and we can bloody queue like WHAT THE FUCKETY WHERE THEY THINKING?

BITCH PLEASE....

if my nephew tried to mug you, you would just piss in your pants , and he is 9. don't think you that just because you listen to Dizzy Rascal and now Big L, that your are push worthy or in any way 'Hood'.

firstly never in your life fucking push in front of me, i am easy going but I 100% HATE people with No manners,morals or good upbringing, it just brings out the SNOB in me , which i don't like doing, but for fucks sake cunty dude... how would you feel if you waited for three hours in the rain and windy weather only for some scene kid to push in front of you pretending to see their friend called "Corsa"

do you think I'm fucking stupid?

a) your friend has a ridiculous name, and...

b) THEY DO NOT EXIST

so i caught the last cunty pusher and gave him a good telling of, i said , word for word @ cunty shoreditch boy line pusher

"do you think I'm fucking stupid mate, you friend doesn't exist, this queue is long and wide and you and your cunty friends are taking the piss,

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE..?

I'm gonna let you pass only because the rest of you butters friends are already at the front , but TRY KNOW if any of you come by my way, I AIN'T HAVING IT, you get me..PRICK"

that's right folks theladybyron use incorrect grammar , because i was sooo pissed of , literally i find that more rude than being stabbed by a Prepubescent Peckham Person.

now jam you hype before i marry you, then divorce you and make you loose your family home in Chelsea because my lawyer is FAR better than yours.

push in front again and i will get Gary Coleman to come back from the dead and sucker punch you in the bollocks *it with in his reach*

R>i>P

XX BYRON

im flying in my nike air jordans

i'm guessing their wives don't have to get on their knees for fellatio marathons , maybe i should marry one , it would do wonders for my arthritis

oh , and one more thing....

SOMEBODY BUY ME THESE PLEASE... I WILL MAKE YOU JELLOF AND CHICKEN...

actually fuck it i get enough im just being Jewish with my money again. when it come to air Jordans i usually really dislike them, and purely because it is just a BUTTERS shape for anything to go on your feet, it only succeeds i n making them look soo fekking huge, but these babies NEED me.... you don't understand ,the very soles of my feet crave to be with these Air Jordan Rare Air – ‘Olympic'

XX BYRON

Camel anyone?

i did not believe that this product existed until i went on the site and ordered one....

so JOKES

XX BYRON

and remember Gentlemen...

if its not a camel then it isn't worth riding!

Tickle me Loris

All right guys, this is THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN, i want one in a box or Christmas

but .........

i hope it dies in its sleep before new year, only because although those eyes are cute, they are also kinda creepy and i can already visualise me having nightmares of this thing trying to rape my ears as i sleep, with the same *vacant expression* on its face.

XX BYRON