Look at me: *you dont need to tell me Pharrel im already your #1 Stalker of FB

i love you pharelly welly, * dont be ashamed by my love name for you*

*faints*

..........

JUST FUCK ME ALREADY YOU FINE MUTHA FUCKA!!

there you go, with your big bright red ass

i love this man and strangely im in need of a hard boiled egg

Cos all i fuck is chimps and orangutangs!

XX BYRON

Nike Air royal mid QS – Black Suede/Patent Leather

Mayn these are on fire, i like the black on black patent. they are soooo cool and remind me of my church sneakers that my mum used to get me from matalan (when japanese fashion was hype), but of course like everything else, Nike does it so much better. WOOOOOOOOW.

i am going to get these and get my nails done to match and wear with my Black 'oreos' Baseball jacket.

XX BYRON

Me? I'm Supa Dupa Fly

with These Nails i doubt anybody would suspect i'm a lesbian

despite the Gay nature of these nail (unicorns) i think that for any of these ladies to find a girlfriend , then that said woman would have to be the proud owner of a platinum lined pussy

all i can say is......

OUCH!

XX BYRON

this song sends shivers down my spine

Personally i feel that Van She doesn't have a specified genre, and there is no other band like them, recently i've been listening to their old album and WOAAAW, stand still my beating heart.

XX BYRON

SS

This Summers Soundtrack

i try to jerk off and it flops

i love jerk music , i just wished that more people in England could jerk, so that we could jerk together, instead of watching youtube, not that it doesn't help :

long time coming

so you're lonely and have no one to listen to your bullshit anymore?

not even one person to befriend your so obviosly-socially-retarded-self?

even though everyone hates you and thinks your a bitch

we put up with you out of loyalty

fools reasoning really

your voice and inability to speak meakes me sick

actually!

yeah thats right i said it.

do you want to know why i have a different set of friends?

because my dear i have outgrown you,

and need new things to stimulate my mind

aside from your boring banter about shit garms

that you would never were unless someone on channel U *coughs* AKA wore it first

i dont care what you say

those dumb games i dont play

racially mock me

try to cock block me

just FUCK off and crawl into the dirt from whence you came?

yes im fair enough to not let it known your true name

your a sow, a sorry old cow

with no life but to bitch and moan

that other people can move forward without having to try as hard as you

just get over the fact that you have failed in educated means,

and because of your 50's morals

cannot make social circles of anyone above your own social class

VILE is thy nature

creature from ENVY!

byron

sliding his hands all over his glands

this makes me want to violate a snowman, i shall never add genitalia to snowmen EVER AGAIN

Monagomy can kiss me in the butt!

recently i have decided that,

whatever i do

whatever anyone says

i will be whoring myself out

i mean why the fuck not?

im young and have average enough looks

wh y the hell shouldnt i take it upon myself to have a good -ass-fucking-time?!

men do this all the time , thats it,

IT HAS BEEN DECIDED

byrons new vice is gonna be-fuckiing -getting -of-with-anyone- i-see

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH of being taken for shit rides by shit guys.

i will find what i want, by how?

not staying in my house fucking crying about it

NO

i will be pro-active and find myself a new fuck.

byron loves you :P